Saturday, September 11, 2010

"Pocahontas"

Some musings (not rap lyrics) I put down recently. Hope u enjoy (& comment too). Thanks! :-) ~ X.O


             
"Pocahontas"

With M.I, Jase, the three us
New York, Accra, then hit Jos
Now we in Lagos
We talk amongst us
Ten Billy Jeans all on us
They ‘posed to serve us
But instead they stalk us
Fawn us and gawk us
Mix up our orders
Ordered Moets
But got coronas
They ‘ssume we ballers
With Eu-ros, dollars
Want our cohonas
So flaunt they congas
On cue, they gang up on us
Form queues, then jump 'em for us
Like Q, they Dawn up on us
But they all sautéed, no angus
Luh (love) beefin', all antlers
Oh lawd, these chicks is bonkers
But not my Pocahontas
Classes above ‘em bamas
Flyer than saucers
Sweet like molassess
She like ‘em Mich Obamas
Jol’ Angelinas
Eva Longorias
Rosa Acostas
And I’m Mike Myers
L’Aust in her Powers
From dusk to dawnus
Truly astonish
-'N', it dawns up on us
That night is gone and dawn’s upon us
Last night was hot, huh?
We sweat-steamed it up, no sauna
Caused a rawkus
I swurr the neighbors saw us
And heard us
Err'time my fauna hit your flora
Ssss, babe we goners
Mushy like hummus
This here’s a bonus
It's like we get to keep for free four trucks
Of dough four drug lords loaned us
And now the onus on us
To do the hocus pocus
Focused like botoxed photogs
Almost at coitus 'ruptus
Closer to copus lotus
Sweet fumes Ali-in-Congo us
Rope-a-dope us
And dope us
En-ve-lope us
And goad us
Like high notes loft us
Satin threads below us
Til' groans and shrieks compose us
An aria to close our opus

~ Nohairdontcare ®

5 comments:

mike said...

Dopeness

Anya Posh said...

the hotness! I especially liked

"...We sweat-steamed it up, no sauna
Caused a rawkus
I swurr the neighbors saw us
And heard us
Err'time my fauna hit your flora"

that was delightful!

Funmi said...

Loved every bit of the blog, especiaally pocahontas :) :D

Marian said...
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Marian said...

Firery!